klabes: Archive

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Jul 21st

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Dec 14th

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Are You Sure? by Stephen Colbert, as read by Jack...

Did you hear that? No? You’re prob’ly going deaf. It’s your kids back home, cooking up some crystal meth. Did you turn off the oven? Did you set the alarm? They still haven’t caught The Man With One Arm. Look around at these people. How safe do you feel? [I think maybe he skipped a line here accidentally?] Your car—when you parked, did you remember to lock it? Thinking...

Oct 30th

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Jul 29th

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“You know, you were a real good number two.”

– Hurley

May 24th

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May 21st

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Apr 29th

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I'm 34 today, Earth!

Apr 22nd

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Mar 12th

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Alan Arkin?

I thought you were talking about Ellen Barkin!

Mar 11th

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The Best Part of Oscar Night

was when both of Jennifer Aniston’s 2009-10 boyfriends walked out as co-presenters.

Mar 8th

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Sometimes, the world is A-OK.

hman: Like when you walk out of your local pizza place, trip, drop the pie on the sidewalk, and they replace it for free. “Happens all the time,” they say. When I was 11, I proudly bicycled to the little store at the beach in order to provide for my vacationing family, and then I hung two plastic bags—each containing a gallon of milk—from the handlebars. They bumped against the...

Mar 7th

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Today's hero: "She smokes faster than the rest of... →

(via alexbalk) ”I’ve always tried to enjoy life. I think it’s important to do the things you want to do and not to let things get you down. ”I like my smokes, a drop of whiskey and Guinness and I still love to play skittles. Perhaps it’s part of the reason I have lived for so long.

Mar 5th

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Dear All My Friends Back in Boulder,

“The Uptight Seattleite’s A Sensitive Liberal’s Guide to Life: How to Banter with Your Barista, Hug Mindfully, and Relate to Friends Who Choose Kids Over Dogs is available now.“ [Via]

Mar 4th

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 2nd

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“The earthquake that killed more than 700 people in Chile on Feb. 27 probably...”

– Factoid of the day. (BusinessWeek, via @thegarance) (via delrayser)

Mar 1st

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Candy Crowley

Feb 28th

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“Hey! Where is allthebody?”

– Two-year-old kid, coming out of deep concentration on the bongos this morning and realizing that our class was over and I’d already said good-bye to the other families and cleaned up

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Why is there a "like" button on everything on the...

(via moffs)

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Can you get me on Wheel of Fortune?

I really want to be on Wheel of Fortune.

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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When I was 10, this rich kid with two phone lines...

He’d MUTE-d us, so they would find themselves in a non-conversation with each other, having no idea what to say, and sometimes not even understanding that they’d been punked. I believe he went on to invent ChatRoulette?

Feb 20th

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