January 2010
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Watchinterrobangin:
The beginning’s a little boring. But at about halfway, you can see how great I’m doing without you.
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I couldn't click on this headline fast enough.
katiebakes:
“Secrecy-Shrouded Street-Food Cart Might Belong to Brian Boitano”
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Pee-wee Gets an iPad! →
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bulicks:
Moonlight in Vermont, Ella Fitzgerald...
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“You invented a whole new language but you stopped brainstorming after...”
– Sam Grossman on James Cameron (via rickyv)
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"Ever the realist, he built his table for one."
dorothymantooth:
So I AM supposed to be using this for design inspiration, right?
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"Do you ever wish you woke up in the hospital?" →
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If I Were A Rich Man →
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Watchcomedycentral:
Preview of the new PBS series Faces of America with Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
Skip to :35 to see Stephen Colbert learning about his Great-Grandfather becoming an American citizen.
Faces of America | PBS
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“Everybody’s cheering because they stopped fighting.”
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LUIS CHECKED MY PIZZA'S QUALITY. →
(via alexbalk)
“There’s something about contrition that makes me want to throw money at it.”
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"Man Buried in Haiti Rubble Uses iPhone to Treat...
“After being crushed by a pile of rubble, Woolley used his digital SLR to illuminate his surroundings and snap photos of the wreckage in search of a safe place to dwell. He took refuge in an elevator shaft, where he followed instructions from an iPhone first-aid app to fashion a bandage and tourniquet for his leg and to stop the bleeding from his head wound, according to an MSNBC story.
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Watchcomedycentral:
This is wonderful.
Norm MacDonald Belatedly Congratulates Conan O’Brien On Getting The Tonight Show - Late Night - Videogum
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Toni Collette
“At the age of 11 she showed her phenomenal acting skills when she faked appendicitis out of boredom and longing for attention; her act was so convincing that doctors had to remove her appendix, even though the test showed nothing wrong with it.”
IMDB
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“It’s hard to tell with pictures of women candidates, as every female candidate...”
– Ken Layne on how “Science knows you can tell party affiliation just by looking at someone’s face.”
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“What’s that girl wearing on her head? That girl. With Jon Hamm. Saturday.”
– My mom.
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“I… am… SUPERMARKET!”
– My 2 1/2-year-old nephew, jumping on the bed.
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“Q: Pick five words that describe yourself.
A: Oh, The Seven Deadly Sins.”
– Leonard Cohen answering a query put forth to him in a 1994 Q Magazine article (via goodcleanwholesomefun) (via sarahbelfort) (via natashavc) (via joethelion)
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Listen
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When Your Friends Have Children That Touch...
choire:
Tom Scocca: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz99999999999999999999999999999999999 Choire Sicha: OH HI MACK! Choire Sicha: MACK! Choire Sicha: M Choire Sicha: A Choire Sicha: C Choire Sicha: K Choire Sicha: MACK MACK MACK! Tom Scocca disconnected
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"Do you picture Wimpy sleeping—feet hanging out...
Is it odd that for how much crawling Swee’pea did, his/her onesie never got dirty? Or is that totally normal given the other psychic parameters that were constantly changing in their world?
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"nobody realised that some of the lines had to be...
She’ll never see the cards that arrived after she died. More than a hundred of them, in every shape and size, some beautifully hand-crafted, others still with a “59p” label stuck to the back. Cards from neighbours, cards from the family, cards from folk she met umpteen holidays ago, cards from acquaintances across the village, cards from far-flung relatives not seen in years,...
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"The Daily Beast: Will you go to university?"
choire:
Me: You should write a book.
Johnny Weir: I definitely want to write a book. Not about figure skating! Just about the beauty and the ugliness of figure skating. The dirt.
Me: Will you tell all?
Johnny Weir: I will name names. I don’t care who sues me after it. People will love it. I always have my Mafia connections if nothing else. As soon as I don’t need to be politically correct...
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Bound in Remnants, Paste and Oak Tag
Haiku for YOU By: Daisy Klaber, Grade 4 Dogs Dogs roam in the yard Searching for a bone to eat Then go feed their pups
Rainbows Red, orange, yellow Green, blue shining in the skies Days with sun and rain Snow The snow falls gently On the grassless, snow ground Children make igloos Kids Kids play on the swings Hanging on the monkey bars In need of band-aids
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"Aunt Daisy" sounds like a talking Pixar cow.
This was the decade when my siblings started having babies, so it’s when I became an aunt—six times over. And just before Christmas, while the final Nads-born Klaber was figuring out how to breathe air, I realized that the actual change for me has been in title alone. Playing Wreckin’ Ball with my nephew, and making up songs with him about money, is not all that different from...
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"guy who throws the football"
David Cho: out of curiosity: without looking it up, can you name the new york jets quarterback? (guy who throws the football.)
Choire Sicha: RYAN PHILLIPPE. no wait. it's that famous white guy. oh god.
David: seriously. can you?
Choire: um. no. i have no idea.
David: sigh. ok. mark sanchez.
Choire: HE'S the quarterback???
David: yeah.
Choire: he's not hot.
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This way you know what I like!